Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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