We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I love having hate sex.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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