who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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