...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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