i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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