Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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