my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
