she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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