I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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