just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I will pee on everything he values.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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