I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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