No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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