Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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