Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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