Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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