she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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