Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Small penises have feelings too.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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