Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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