Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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