Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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