my sisters under your porch take her home
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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