And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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