Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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