id be glad to
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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