there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
