I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Randomize
