tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
