yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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