You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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