Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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