We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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