Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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