Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize