i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
its liver damage thursday
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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