Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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