What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
