Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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