ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
if only i could text you this smell
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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