is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
In America we eat man semen.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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