He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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