Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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