He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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