If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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