Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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