It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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