thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm sobbing to NWA
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