Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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