All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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