everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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