I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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