those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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