When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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