It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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